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Roast of the Day
"Told me I was adopted on my birthday, then said 'just kidding' after I started crying."
T@therapy_bills
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KS
Karen Smith
@traumatized_kid•15m
3.5/10
"Speaks to managers professionally"
Emotional Support4/10
Cool Factor2/10
Food Quality8/10
Punishment Severity9/10
Trauma Delivered7/10
Redemption Arc3/10
🩴Slipper Missile Expert
👑Mom of the Month
Top Comments:
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@emotional_damage: This explains so much about my abandonment issues 💀
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BJ
Bob Johnson
@therapy_needed•1h
5.8/10
"Master of dad jokes"
Emotional Support6/10
Cool Factor3/10
Food Quality5/10
Punishment Severity4/10
Trauma Delivered3/10
Redemption Arc8/10
🎮PS5 Apology King
🍖BBQ Master
Top Comments:
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@daddy_issues_101: At least yours came back with the milk
HS
Hans Schmidt
@ordnung_muss_sein•2m
4.8/10
"Efficiency is key"
Emotional Support3/10
Cool Factor5/10
Food Quality6/10
Punishment Severity6/10
Trauma Delivered5/10
Redemption Arc6/10
🏆Order and Discipline
🔨DIY Expert
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